How it all began!!!! The actual one!!!

Subject: How it all began!!!! The actual one!!! Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:14 pm

Well, so it seems you wonder how I and master met.
Well ill tell you how we did right now!
MASTER: GET YOUR POPCORN! 75 CENTS EACH!!!
PUR3: YES, NOW ENJOY THE STORY….

Once upon a time, I was wondering through the land, seeking my new best friend, when I stumbled upon a stranger call MASTER!!
He was a nice fellow and asked me if I could do these tasks if you would like to have your wishes of friendship and more to come true!!
I said: SURE, WHY NOT….
MASTER: OK THEN, HERE ARE YOUR THREE TASKS…
1. YOU MUST GIVE ME A HUNDRED BILLION OF THE WORLDS BEST BEER!!!
2. YOU MUST ERAN MY TRUST… AND
3. YOU MUST SLAY THESE PEOPLE…: MY BEST WARRIOR, YOU BEST FRIEND EVER, AND YOUR BEST ALLY,(NOT FRIEND)
I agreed to those terms and went off to find the best beer in the world.
It wasn’t that hard, it was bud light, but I had to buy 1,000,000,000 of them which were up to about 5 cents. Now where am I going to get that kind of money!! Huh?!! Tell me!!
I finally got it and paid for it, but the next task was tough….
I had to earn his trust… I did about almost everything before I killed myself, which he stopped me and said I earn his trust.
After that, I had to slay his best warrior…
I asked: HOW SKILLED IS YOUR WARRIOR??
MASTER: ATLEAST TWICE AS SKILLED AS YOUR DAD…
(Indeed my father was the most skilled until he died…)
I said: I WILL KILL HIM SIRE…
After an intense day of fighting and killing, I finally defeated the harsh opponent by luck mainly…
But the next I couldn’t bare….
I had to kill my best friend, who now hated my guts!!!!
I was feeling fine till I got this letter…
Dear Pur3,
I shall be the one who will put an end to your existence; I will be the one to destroy you!!!! If you don’t accept, I will put an end to the rest of your family!!!
Sincerely,
-Classified- (I am not aloud to tell)
After this, he really broke my heart; He wanted to end my existence?!?!
MASTER Said: YOU MUST SNEAK UP AND KILL HIM…. DO IT TO WIN…
PUR3: ILL TRY MY BEST SIRE…
The following afternoon, I ambushed him and murdered him, like an angry lion vs. a squirrel (all defenseless).
Next was the hardest one, I had to take out my fellow and most trusted ally!
MASTER Said: YOU MUST AGAIN SNEEK UP ON HIM WHEN HE IS ASLEEP TO KILL HIM, HE HAS KILLED YOUR BROTHER JUST NOW…. SO I HAVE HEARD…
PUR3: WHAT!?!? HOW COULD HE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Later that night, I got into his room and slashed him through the chest…
He got up and said: WHY PUR3???? WHY!!!!!!! WHAT DID I DO???
(MASTER: MAN, I AM OUT OF POPCORN)
PUR3: I HAVE HEARD RECENTLY, YOU HAVE KILLED MY BROTHER!!!
ALLY: I DIDN’T… I DIDN’T MEAN TO!!! HE SURPRISED ME!!!
PUR3: SURE….
POOF! BOOM!
In an instant, he was dust….
MASTER presented me with his eternal friendship and the ability to see my family for the last time…. 
PUR3: THANK YOU MASTER!!! FOR LETTING ME SEE MY FAMILY FOR THE LAST TIME!!! I AM NOW YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT FOR LIFE!!!
MASTER: YES, YES YOU ARE……

Ever since then, I and MASTER have been best friends and allies and master and assistant…..

MASTER: BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! VERY WELL DONE MY APRENTICE!!